The Return

So I havent been updating as much as I once did but im back for the time being and heres the New Project Pat video - Keep it Hood

The Rowdy Rowdy Chew Crew

http://www.myspace.com/therowdychewcrew
Who is the Chew Crew? A rap supergroup with the intent of taking over the rap world and ridding it of all the frauds, fakes and phonies who are so prominent in the game today. In their words, they're here to chew the world...Hip hop is in a tired state, everyone claims to be a killer or a kingpin, and those who rap about what they really don't know, need to go. The Chew Crew is here to bring something new to the table. You won't hear about how many millions we have or how many gats we've busted, but you will hear about what we know, and that's how to have a good time. Drinking beer, takin daps, blowin too much money at the strip club, and everything in between...The group consists of 6 core members, with various affiliates. The Crew includes Mankynd (formerly Kracka Kokayne from the infamous Strike Team), X-Conn (also a former member of Strike Team), Dirty Don Gron, P-Juice, G-Nutt, and Bownetown. Each member brings their own unique style and characteristics to the group, but this you will soon learn...Now kick back, crack a 40, take a chew and get ready for the audio inebriation that is simply known as The Chew Crew...Get ready to chew the world.

7/17 Impact Review

Books got an escalade Limo Book rules aonder if he lstens to Dj Screw and the SUC as hes from Houston I hope so he would be my favorite wrestler I love Houston Rap

Book comes to the ring with Sharmell the world title and apimp coat

Booker says thank you amist a you suck chant and rants bout being the greatest champ of all time

Crazy cornette comes out and hollers at book to give the belt back as he did not win it and theres gonna be a remastch at hard justice

Joe come sout in a suit

Book says some Choice words 2 Joe saying he cant beat him and trys to give the belt back to Joe

Joe theartens Book, Book apearently is wearining a rat skinned coat Joe tells book to keep the belt as he does not take hand outs Joes gonna wait till Hard Justice to take the belt backBooks in joes head Joe cant bea thim on his best day

Why wouldnt Joe just beat him up and take the belt back

Beer Money with Blonde lady Roode rants bout getting spanked its beer Moneys revenge 2night there gonna beat up vacationers then TNA fans. What TNA fans?

I raelly want to see that Hamilet 2 movie it looks graet

Ice T and Grandmaster Caz will be at Hard Justice SWEET

JB with Kaz

Kaz feels he let TNA down and makes an Amzing Red reference

Kaz vs. lil Petie Pump for the X title

Good fast pace mcth with some cool highspots cant believe Peties held the belt for 3 months There Isnt anybody else better that could hold the belt? Dont Believe that. Its been 4 years since Kaz last held the belt and Sonjays never held the belt those are two better prospects to hold the title hell Creed would be a better candidate then Make Believe Muscle. Petie wins with a roll up reversle. Caz is upset bout his koss for about 2 milisecond then its

To the back with JB Eric young pimps the first ever prince justice brootherhood meeting he threatens to kill JB if he telss anybody

Hey jackass your on camera everybody knows now

Wonder if this means Prince Justice is returning to TNA?

I also want to see Tropic thunder it also looks awesome

JB with Joe Nash shows up and says he never doubted Joe could beat Booker he did what he did to prepare Joe Joes says the whole night was about beating Booiker and he didnt Nash says Joe not Booker won the match Joe says Booker has the belt not him

West rambles bout sting

Beer Money is beating up production staff in the production truck

I also got to see Handcock I got too many movies 2 watch and too little time and too little cash

Fuckin A I also want to see the new X-Files movie

JB is in the parking lot waiting for Sting false alarm its Team 3D and Kurt Angle in Sting Masks

Sharkboy Curryman and Super Eric are conducting the first ever Prince Justice Brootherhood meeting in the parking Lot Beer Money beats them up

Rock and Rave Rockouts out Matt Morgan comes out

Matt Morgan vs. Jimmy Rave
Quik squash Morgan dominates

Lance Hoytt changed his name to Lance Rock

Matt Morgan vs. Lance Rock
Morgan Dominates early Rock getsd some offense in befor Morgan wins again

3 matches so far and 2 are Matt Morgan squashes

Cornette hollars at the Knockouts Cornette issues a #1 contenders guantlet match winner gets Taylor Wilde next week

I wanna see Step Brothers too

New talk segment debuting next week Karens Angle. OH Boy(rolls eyes)

Beer Money beats up tourists and Blodie Screams

Kurt Angle in a Sting mask and trench coat followed by TEam 3D to the ring there dressed therm same they also all have bats

Kurt says they welcome Sting into there frat after 20 years Sting finally showed his true colors WHy Sting WHy? cuz Sting is pissed off and wont take it anymore Kurt just talked to sting last night

AJ Cage and Rhino comes out

Styles says only Sting Knows why but hes not here to talk about Sting

Brother Ray talks trash

Brother Ray says they got a table match rematch at Hard Justice

Cage calls Ray silent Bob

Cage says the match will take place next week a 5 table elimanation Mtch

Cage ends with Rhino get the tables

A TNA Knockouts vidoe package airs

10 women Gauntlet match
Gail Kim and Jackie start it off
1minute intervals elimanation rules untill to gals are left then pinfall or submission
Angela Love is out
Salinas is out
Velvet Sky is out
Roxxi is out
Salinas is elimanated
Rakka Kahn is outTracy is out
Christy Hemmie is out
ODB is Out
Rakki elimanated
Christy elimanated
Tracey elimanated Odb elimanted Roxxie elimanated
Jackies elimanated
Angelove elimanated
Velvet Sky pins Kim
Sky gets Taylor next week

JB in Books dressing room

Book chooses Creed as his oppenet tonight in a strecher match also his choosing

JB in the back with Lethal and Val Jay says his beef with Dutt is over when he says its over Vals says Jay is being too hard on Sonjay

Sonjay Dutt vs. Johnny Devine vs. Eric Young

Don West has been married 4 17 years how has she put up with his coked up rambling this long?

quik little match Dutt picks up the win

Dutt and Lethal brawl double team by devine and Dutt Lethal over comes Val come sout to stop the choas Jay doesnt listen while Vals back is turned Dutt hits the ring post with a chair then tosses it to Jay Val turns around and thinks Jay hit \Dutt and is pissed at Jay

Beer Money is up to something

Beer Money out to the ring to beat up some fans

Roode rants about the people screwing with him

they lok for someone to beat up theygrab a guy and sart beating himrefs come out and get beat to they beat Scott dmore and Simon Diamond they beat up Hector pretty bad LAX makes the same Beer Money flee

JB with Kurt 3D and Tomko Kurt talks trash bout next week

Tomko is assigned to crash Karens Angle next week

Blodie with Creed who is dressed like Apollo Creed Creed is pumped about his match tonight

Main Event
Strecher Match
Booker vs. Creed

Book shows Creed the belt Boojk thinks he is the champ awesome heel move he will take any win even if he didnt offically win

Creed put up a fight and gets some offense in the crowd is hot or as hot as the impact zone can be

I wanna see Hellboy 2 also fuck it ima wait till all these movies come out on dvd then but them I also want to see the new mummy flick

Book is in charge now

Next week Motor City Machine Guys vs. Beer money in a strap match wonder who wins that

Outside the ring Book looks to end this

Book throughs Creed on the Strecher he is your winner

Book is beating Creed all the way to the ambo

Joe shows up and throughs Book in the ambo

Amd Impact is over thank God

My First Concert

Well June 24th I went to my first concert. At the Showbox SODO in Seattle to see RZA. You see I am A huge Wu-Tang fan and wasnt able to attend Wu-Tang at Bumbershoot so I jumped at the chance to see RZA. Its Not Wu-Tang but if Wu go into it wanting Wu-Tang then why would you even go.

The first act of the night was a terrible local rap rock punk band called The Saturday Knights the less said about them the better.

The RZA's DJ DJ Kevie KEV came out asked us if we were ready for the RZA then said to Fucking bad he aint here yet. The DJ played a mix of a bunch of classic rap tunes then came a suprise appearence from Solomen Childs. Oh yeah before I forget Divine came out to speak with the DJ and I freaked out like it was RZA himself.

Solomon Rocked the stage performing 3 new songs intended for his album which is set to release in noctober which I am picking up. The He did a freestyle and accapellaed his verse from stroke of death.

RZA"s roadie Big Rio came out and introduced Stone Mecca who rocked the stage. They through a T-Shirt into the Crowd which my friend almost got into a fight over. And There keyboardest Inglewood Green in one of the sweetest people alive cool cat.

Kevie KEv played some more classic cuts the at Midnight RZA came of staged. The Doors opened at 8 and RZA arrived 4 hours later. BAcked by Kevie Kev Kinetic and The Rugged Monk of Black Knights and Poppa WU smoking a Black and Mild just hanging out onstage RZA tore the house down performing racks off his new album, old RZA solo tracks and he did a melody of Wu-Tang cuts. Some things worth mentioning During Booby Trap Dexter Wiggles came out to ssing the hook and Inglewood Green would run in place and whenever Wiggles said stop Inglewood stopped in place, Monk C-Walking during We Pop to guys dancing between the stage and the barricade during Booby Trap and RZA performing Love Jone with a busted ass gal on satge dancing and Kinetic and Kevie cracknig jokes on her. The Finally was You Cant Stop Me Now followed by RZA saying peace then RZA and the Whole Crowd singing Shimmy Shimmy Ya.

After the show as I was leaving I bought Black Knights - Every Night Is A Black Knight from Monk for 10 dollars

All in all it was a great show and im glad to call that my first concert and I am planning on going to GZA in Augest.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Last night Triple H won the WWE Championship at Backlash. Get ready for 20 minute promos to open up RAW for the next seven months.

Kurt Angle vs. Randy Couture

With all this Kurt Angle vs. Randy Couture might happen in the Summer talk, TNA wouldnt be stupid to try to sign it for a ppv like Hard Justice. Book the show in Vegas somewhere on the strip, work out a relationship with UFC where they would interview Couture and Angle on one of there Friday Night Fights specials, and promote it on there tv shows. And on Impact TNA should promote it as a contest between to badasses trying to deciede who is better by beating the shiot out of each other. Dont book any bullshit for the angle just have Couture show up on Impact a view times to cut promos in ring with Angle, plus tape a pre match interview with Couture & Tenay to air like a week before the ppv. Also have Angle show up on the UFC 86 ppv on july 86 to challenge Couture live to the match. Which gives them enough time to promote the match before augest 10th. And I think TNA would have a better chance of drawing well if they ran at the Reno Events Center in Reno, Nevada. The city is wrestling deprived and Couture's name has drawing power. The place holds 7,500 but who knows what it would for wrestling.I think if promoted right from both sides TNA and UFC the buyrates could be over 30,000, which is TNA's average monthly ppv buyrates.

Fantasy Impact

I was bored so I decieded to write fantasy Impact for this week

"Cross the Line"

Lockdown recap airs

impact theme

camera pans through the crowd as Teney and West welcome us to Impact, rundown the card which is:

- Black Machismo vs. Johnny Devine for the X Division Title.

- A.J. Styles and Tomko vs. LAX vs. Eric Young and Kaz in a three-way for the TNA Tag Titles.

- Awesome Kong vs. Roxxi Laveaux for the TNA Knockouts Title.

- Christian Cage and Rhino vs. Team 3D

With Christian Cage and Rhino vs. Team 3Da as the main event.

Samoa Joe's music hits and he walks to the ring wearing a black botton up silk dress shirt, Black dress slacks, & black dress shirts with the TNA World Heavywieght Title on his shoulder. Joe enters the ring and grabs the mic

Joe: Sunday April 13th I become the TNA World Champion, Im here to stay. Im a man of few words so I have two things I wanna say Its took me three tears to get this championship and I do not plan on losing it anytime soon so if anyone wants to test me and try to take go ahead bring it! But reast a ssured I will walk out of the challenge as the champ. The next thing I want to address is Kurt Angle, Angle we have a storied history, we do not like each other and all I want to say is there is no one else in the locker room I respect more then you. NO ONE!!! You are one tough son of a bitch who brings the best out of me everytime I step in the ring with you.

Angles music hits and he comes wearing a tan suit out walks down the ramp into the ring and grabs a mic.

Angle: Samoa Joe its no secret that I do not like you. But I do respect you, you are by far my toughest oppent in TNA, and there is nobdy else that I am proud to lose my title to you will make a great champ but when the time comes I will be champ again.

Joe: I cant wait to defend MY! title against you

Angle drops his mic and extends his hand to signal a handshake joe shakes his hand and Angle leaves the ring.

Joes music hits and he gos to one of the ring posts climbs to the top and shows his Belt to the crowd.

Scott Stieners music hits and out he come swith a mic and he talks from the enterence ramp.

Steiner: Samoa Joe you say that you will come out champ with every challenge well on May 11th there is one challenge that you will not end with that title in your hands. I WILL!!!! You see Joe I have the body of a champ (Steiner then flexes) Joe not since Dusty Rhodes has a world Champion beeen so fat, and yes Dusty was a three time world champion but he was never champ for long and niether will you Joe cuz I am the Big Booty Daddy and the Big Booty Daddy will not lose to a Samoan half breed never have never will. Do you understand Afa?

Joe: HALF BREED!!!!!!!!!!! HALF BREEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!AFA????AFA????MY NAME IS SAMOA JOE S-A-M-O-A JOE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A JOKE WHO HAS NEVER DRAWN A DIME AND NEVER WILL

Steiner: I have never drawn I dime I was WCW World Champ defended that title in huge areanas throughout the countrys, other the TNA champ you held a so called World title from a two bit indie defended that title in gyms, armrys, and rec centers

Joe: You do not talk about Ring Of Honor like that ROH made me without ROH Samoa Jope would not be Samoa Joe and I damn sure would not be here, and WCW was never asd respected as Ring Of Honor is. By The Way Scott you held the WCW title in the last four months of WCW being Champion of a dying promotion is nothing to breg about but it is all you have.

Steiner: All I got? All I got? Ill show you what I got. And not on may 11th but tonoght right now!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steiner runs down the ramp and Joe runs out of the ring. They meet half way up the ramp and brawl to the back.

Commercail

Were back with Jeremy Boarsch in the back with Super Eric and Kaz

JB: Super Eric KAz tonight you guys have a chance and becoming TNA tag team Champions

Super Eric: Your right JB abd you will win because even though the odds are stacked agianst us we will not give up. remember kids Super eric says no matter how tough it gets do not give up.

Kaz: enough wit h the super hwero bs its gotten old lets just go out there and become champs

A.J. Styles and Tomko vs. LAX vs. Eric Young and Kaz in a three-way for the TNA Tag Titles

LAX and Kaz & Super Eric are in the ring waiting for Tomko and Styles, Karen Angle comes out and walks into the ring

Karen: I am the new talent agent for Styles and Tomko and as Tag Team Champions they will not defend the titles on free TV, and LAX I know you are no. 1 contender sbut Rowdy street thugs have no bisnuess as chapions youy should be in jail.

Herenedaz gives Karen a border toss which brings out Tomko and Styles who brawl into the crowd with LAX.

Super is in the ring doing flexing poses and KAz snaps sctreaming out him to stop Eric just does it more, so Kaz slaps him Eric poses more so Kaz goes out of them ring grabs a chair come sinto the ring and floors Eric wit hthe chair then leaves the ring.

The match is declared a no-contest.

Angles out in the parking lot getting into a taxi cab leaving the Impact Zone

Angle: Its been fun but I leave you a broken man with his tail between his legs.

The taxi pulls out of the Impact Zone.

Commercial

Styels and Tomko barg into Cornettes office

Styles: Jim make the match make it I wanna kill these cholos for what they did to my Karen.

Tomko: Make it a Street Fright

Jim: well the are the number one contenders for your Tag Team Titles so the match is already made its just a matter of when.

Styles: Make it tonight

Tomko; Aj Aj we dont do free tv matches you have to pay for this so Sacrifice, Jim

Jim: Alright then so on Maty 11th at Sacrifice we will have Tag Team Champs Tomko and AJ Styles defend against LAX in a street fight.

Tomko: Thank You

Tomko and Styles leave.

Kevin Nash, Booker T. & Matt Morgan vs. Robert Roode, Black Regin, and Rellik
MAtch is short only 4:15, Matt Morgan gives Rellik and running power power then pins him
Winners: Kevin Nash, Booker T. & Matt Morgan

commercail

Black Machismo w/ Sonjay Dutt & Val vs. Johnny Devine for the X Division Title
Match is fast paced with some exciting high spots and great story telling, the match is commercail free and goes 15 minutes, Lethal wins with a Top Rope Elbow Drop

Winner and still X-Divison Champ Jay Lethal

After the match Sonjay and Val are very excited that Jay wins and Sonjay gives Val a kiss on the check out of joy for Lethals win Jay, Lethal gets out of the ring pushes Sonjay down and Val breaks up the conflict before it can escalate.

Commercail

Sting is in the ring

Sting: The Irony of this biss is it has a short term memory, Kurt Angle has been a former world cahmpion for 4 days and he is already forgotten he went home nad not a word of it is mentione don this broadcast granted it just happend but something should be said or done, yes Kurt and I dont see eye to eye but he is a great wrestler dare I say the best wrestler now that Ric Flair is retired, and he still has many years left in hima nd if I am the only one aho cares enough to bring him back so be it I will bring him back Sing walks to the back.

Rhino is doing push ups backstage wha=en Chirstain Cage come sup to talk to him

Cage: Rhino you ready for tonight

Rhino: Yes but the question is are Team 3D ready for the GORE!!! GORE!!! GORE!!!!

JB is with Team 3D

JB; Ray Devon tonight you ar ein the main event

RAy: JB im a man who loves to talk but to not I have only four words to say about my match There Will Be Blood

3D walks away

Commercail

Awesome Kong vs. Roxxi Laveaux for the TNA Knockouts Title
Match goes for 7 minutes Kong wins
Winner: Awesome Kong

After the match ODB comes out hits Kong with a bat and steals her title and runs through the crowd, once Kong somes to she chases after ODB.

A creed pacakge airs with Creed talking about rhe dissapointment of not winning the X-Divion title but he says he will pick himself by the boat strap[s and win the title on another date.

Commercail

The Rock and Rave Infection are performing on satge in a bar the camera pans into the crowd its empty exspect for Curryman and Shark Boy who are heckling them, Rave and Hoyt leave the stage and they fight with Curryman and Sharkie all through the bar

JAmes Micthelle is backstage: Sting Kurt Angle is a Proud man and he lost his Pride onre thing you lack Sting we will never get Angle to come back as you can not give him what he needs which is is pride back but I can so Sting I am going to be the savior of TNA bringing Angle back not you.

Karen in Backstage with a medic and Aj

Styles: Is she gonna be alright Doc

Medic; Yes she has suffered a mild concession we have to take her to the ER and she will have to stay over night

Stylers(shaking his Fist): Ill get you LAX if its the last thing I do.

Petey Willaims weariing the cahian headdress goes into Jims Office

Petie: I demand a Match with Joe next week, No one talks to Scott like that and gets away with it.

Jim: Alright ill give you the match but it is gonna be non title

Petie: I dont care just give me the match

Jim: You hace the match now get outta my office

Williams leaves
Commercial

Christian Cage and Rhino vs. Team 3D
The match is a 10 minute brawl with all 4 men bloody the match ends when James storm comes out and hits Rhino with a beer bottel when the ref was not looking

Winner: Team 3D