Monday, April 28, 2008
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Last night Triple H won the WWE Championship at Backlash. Get ready for 20 minute promos to open up RAW for the next seven months.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Kurt Angle vs. Randy Couture
With all this Kurt Angle vs. Randy Couture might happen in the Summer talk, TNA wouldnt be stupid to try to sign it for a ppv like Hard Justice. Book the show in Vegas somewhere on the strip, work out a relationship with UFC where they would interview Couture and Angle on one of there Friday Night Fights specials, and promote it on there tv shows. And on Impact TNA should promote it as a contest between to badasses trying to deciede who is better by beating the shiot out of each other. Dont book any bullshit for the angle just have Couture show up on Impact a view times to cut promos in ring with Angle, plus tape a pre match interview with Couture & Tenay to air like a week before the ppv. Also have Angle show up on the UFC 86 ppv on july 86 to challenge Couture live to the match. Which gives them enough time to promote the match before augest 10th. And I think TNA would have a better chance of drawing well if they ran at the Reno Events Center in Reno, Nevada. The city is wrestling deprived and Couture's name has drawing power. The place holds 7,500 but who knows what it would for wrestling.I think if promoted right from both sides TNA and UFC the buyrates could be over 30,000, which is TNA's average monthly ppv buyrates.
Monday, April 14, 2008
Fantasy Impact
I was bored so I decieded to write fantasy Impact for this week
"Cross the Line"
Lockdown recap airs
impact theme
camera pans through the crowd as Teney and West welcome us to Impact, rundown the card which is:
- Black Machismo vs. Johnny Devine for the X Division Title.
- A.J. Styles and Tomko vs. LAX vs. Eric Young and Kaz in a three-way for the TNA Tag Titles.
- Awesome Kong vs. Roxxi Laveaux for the TNA Knockouts Title.
- Christian Cage and Rhino vs. Team 3D
With Christian Cage and Rhino vs. Team 3Da as the main event.
Samoa Joe's music hits and he walks to the ring wearing a black botton up silk dress shirt, Black dress slacks, & black dress shirts with the TNA World Heavywieght Title on his shoulder. Joe enters the ring and grabs the mic
Joe: Sunday April 13th I become the TNA World Champion, Im here to stay. Im a man of few words so I have two things I wanna say Its took me three tears to get this championship and I do not plan on losing it anytime soon so if anyone wants to test me and try to take go ahead bring it! But reast a ssured I will walk out of the challenge as the champ. The next thing I want to address is Kurt Angle, Angle we have a storied history, we do not like each other and all I want to say is there is no one else in the locker room I respect more then you. NO ONE!!! You are one tough son of a bitch who brings the best out of me everytime I step in the ring with you.
Angles music hits and he comes wearing a tan suit out walks down the ramp into the ring and grabs a mic.
Angle: Samoa Joe its no secret that I do not like you. But I do respect you, you are by far my toughest oppent in TNA, and there is nobdy else that I am proud to lose my title to you will make a great champ but when the time comes I will be champ again.
Joe: I cant wait to defend MY! title against you
Angle drops his mic and extends his hand to signal a handshake joe shakes his hand and Angle leaves the ring.
Joes music hits and he gos to one of the ring posts climbs to the top and shows his Belt to the crowd.
Scott Stieners music hits and out he come swith a mic and he talks from the enterence ramp.
Steiner: Samoa Joe you say that you will come out champ with every challenge well on May 11th there is one challenge that you will not end with that title in your hands. I WILL!!!! You see Joe I have the body of a champ (Steiner then flexes) Joe not since Dusty Rhodes has a world Champion beeen so fat, and yes Dusty was a three time world champion but he was never champ for long and niether will you Joe cuz I am the Big Booty Daddy and the Big Booty Daddy will not lose to a Samoan half breed never have never will. Do you understand Afa?
Joe: HALF BREED!!!!!!!!!!! HALF BREEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!AFA????AFA????MY NAME IS SAMOA JOE S-A-M-O-A JOE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A JOKE WHO HAS NEVER DRAWN A DIME AND NEVER WILL
Steiner: I have never drawn I dime I was WCW World Champ defended that title in huge areanas throughout the countrys, other the TNA champ you held a so called World title from a two bit indie defended that title in gyms, armrys, and rec centers
Joe: You do not talk about Ring Of Honor like that ROH made me without ROH Samoa Jope would not be Samoa Joe and I damn sure would not be here, and WCW was never asd respected as Ring Of Honor is. By The Way Scott you held the WCW title in the last four months of WCW being Champion of a dying promotion is nothing to breg about but it is all you have.
Steiner: All I got? All I got? Ill show you what I got. And not on may 11th but tonoght right now!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steiner runs down the ramp and Joe runs out of the ring. They meet half way up the ramp and brawl to the back.
Commercail
Were back with Jeremy Boarsch in the back with Super Eric and Kaz
JB: Super Eric KAz tonight you guys have a chance and becoming TNA tag team Champions
Super Eric: Your right JB abd you will win because even though the odds are stacked agianst us we will not give up. remember kids Super eric says no matter how tough it gets do not give up.
Kaz: enough wit h the super hwero bs its gotten old lets just go out there and become champs
A.J. Styles and Tomko vs. LAX vs. Eric Young and Kaz in a three-way for the TNA Tag Titles
LAX and Kaz & Super Eric are in the ring waiting for Tomko and Styles, Karen Angle comes out and walks into the ring
Karen: I am the new talent agent for Styles and Tomko and as Tag Team Champions they will not defend the titles on free TV, and LAX I know you are no. 1 contender sbut Rowdy street thugs have no bisnuess as chapions youy should be in jail.
Herenedaz gives Karen a border toss which brings out Tomko and Styles who brawl into the crowd with LAX.
Super is in the ring doing flexing poses and KAz snaps sctreaming out him to stop Eric just does it more, so Kaz slaps him Eric poses more so Kaz goes out of them ring grabs a chair come sinto the ring and floors Eric wit hthe chair then leaves the ring.
The match is declared a no-contest.
Angles out in the parking lot getting into a taxi cab leaving the Impact Zone
Angle: Its been fun but I leave you a broken man with his tail between his legs.
The taxi pulls out of the Impact Zone.
Commercial
Styels and Tomko barg into Cornettes office
Styles: Jim make the match make it I wanna kill these cholos for what they did to my Karen.
Tomko: Make it a Street Fright
Jim: well the are the number one contenders for your Tag Team Titles so the match is already made its just a matter of when.
Styles: Make it tonight
Tomko; Aj Aj we dont do free tv matches you have to pay for this so Sacrifice, Jim
Jim: Alright then so on Maty 11th at Sacrifice we will have Tag Team Champs Tomko and AJ Styles defend against LAX in a street fight.
Tomko: Thank You
Tomko and Styles leave.
Kevin Nash, Booker T. & Matt Morgan vs. Robert Roode, Black Regin, and Rellik
MAtch is short only 4:15, Matt Morgan gives Rellik and running power power then pins him
Winners: Kevin Nash, Booker T. & Matt Morgan
commercail
Black Machismo w/ Sonjay Dutt & Val vs. Johnny Devine for the X Division Title
Match is fast paced with some exciting high spots and great story telling, the match is commercail free and goes 15 minutes, Lethal wins with a Top Rope Elbow Drop
Winner and still X-Divison Champ Jay Lethal
After the match Sonjay and Val are very excited that Jay wins and Sonjay gives Val a kiss on the check out of joy for Lethals win Jay, Lethal gets out of the ring pushes Sonjay down and Val breaks up the conflict before it can escalate.
Commercail
Sting is in the ring
Sting: The Irony of this biss is it has a short term memory, Kurt Angle has been a former world cahmpion for 4 days and he is already forgotten he went home nad not a word of it is mentione don this broadcast granted it just happend but something should be said or done, yes Kurt and I dont see eye to eye but he is a great wrestler dare I say the best wrestler now that Ric Flair is retired, and he still has many years left in hima nd if I am the only one aho cares enough to bring him back so be it I will bring him back Sing walks to the back.
Rhino is doing push ups backstage wha=en Chirstain Cage come sup to talk to him
Cage: Rhino you ready for tonight
Rhino: Yes but the question is are Team 3D ready for the GORE!!! GORE!!! GORE!!!!
JB is with Team 3D
JB; Ray Devon tonight you ar ein the main event
RAy: JB im a man who loves to talk but to not I have only four words to say about my match There Will Be Blood
3D walks away
Commercail
Awesome Kong vs. Roxxi Laveaux for the TNA Knockouts Title
Match goes for 7 minutes Kong wins
Winner: Awesome Kong
After the match ODB comes out hits Kong with a bat and steals her title and runs through the crowd, once Kong somes to she chases after ODB.
A creed pacakge airs with Creed talking about rhe dissapointment of not winning the X-Divion title but he says he will pick himself by the boat strap[s and win the title on another date.
Commercail
The Rock and Rave Infection are performing on satge in a bar the camera pans into the crowd its empty exspect for Curryman and Shark Boy who are heckling them, Rave and Hoyt leave the stage and they fight with Curryman and Sharkie all through the bar
JAmes Micthelle is backstage: Sting Kurt Angle is a Proud man and he lost his Pride onre thing you lack Sting we will never get Angle to come back as you can not give him what he needs which is is pride back but I can so Sting I am going to be the savior of TNA bringing Angle back not you.
Karen in Backstage with a medic and Aj
Styles: Is she gonna be alright Doc
Medic; Yes she has suffered a mild concession we have to take her to the ER and she will have to stay over night
Stylers(shaking his Fist): Ill get you LAX if its the last thing I do.
Petey Willaims weariing the cahian headdress goes into Jims Office
Petie: I demand a Match with Joe next week, No one talks to Scott like that and gets away with it.
Jim: Alright ill give you the match but it is gonna be non title
Petie: I dont care just give me the match
Jim: You hace the match now get outta my office
Williams leaves
Commercial
Christian Cage and Rhino vs. Team 3D
The match is a 10 minute brawl with all 4 men bloody the match ends when James storm comes out and hits Rhino with a beer bottel when the ref was not looking
Winner: Team 3D
"Cross the Line"
Lockdown recap airs
impact theme
camera pans through the crowd as Teney and West welcome us to Impact, rundown the card which is:
- Black Machismo vs. Johnny Devine for the X Division Title.
- A.J. Styles and Tomko vs. LAX vs. Eric Young and Kaz in a three-way for the TNA Tag Titles.
- Awesome Kong vs. Roxxi Laveaux for the TNA Knockouts Title.
- Christian Cage and Rhino vs. Team 3D
With Christian Cage and Rhino vs. Team 3Da as the main event.
Samoa Joe's music hits and he walks to the ring wearing a black botton up silk dress shirt, Black dress slacks, & black dress shirts with the TNA World Heavywieght Title on his shoulder. Joe enters the ring and grabs the mic
Joe: Sunday April 13th I become the TNA World Champion, Im here to stay. Im a man of few words so I have two things I wanna say Its took me three tears to get this championship and I do not plan on losing it anytime soon so if anyone wants to test me and try to take go ahead bring it! But reast a ssured I will walk out of the challenge as the champ. The next thing I want to address is Kurt Angle, Angle we have a storied history, we do not like each other and all I want to say is there is no one else in the locker room I respect more then you. NO ONE!!! You are one tough son of a bitch who brings the best out of me everytime I step in the ring with you.
Angles music hits and he comes wearing a tan suit out walks down the ramp into the ring and grabs a mic.
Angle: Samoa Joe its no secret that I do not like you. But I do respect you, you are by far my toughest oppent in TNA, and there is nobdy else that I am proud to lose my title to you will make a great champ but when the time comes I will be champ again.
Joe: I cant wait to defend MY! title against you
Angle drops his mic and extends his hand to signal a handshake joe shakes his hand and Angle leaves the ring.
Joes music hits and he gos to one of the ring posts climbs to the top and shows his Belt to the crowd.
Scott Stieners music hits and out he come swith a mic and he talks from the enterence ramp.
Steiner: Samoa Joe you say that you will come out champ with every challenge well on May 11th there is one challenge that you will not end with that title in your hands. I WILL!!!! You see Joe I have the body of a champ (Steiner then flexes) Joe not since Dusty Rhodes has a world Champion beeen so fat, and yes Dusty was a three time world champion but he was never champ for long and niether will you Joe cuz I am the Big Booty Daddy and the Big Booty Daddy will not lose to a Samoan half breed never have never will. Do you understand Afa?
Joe: HALF BREED!!!!!!!!!!! HALF BREEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!AFA????AFA????MY NAME IS SAMOA JOE S-A-M-O-A JOE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A JOKE WHO HAS NEVER DRAWN A DIME AND NEVER WILL
Steiner: I have never drawn I dime I was WCW World Champ defended that title in huge areanas throughout the countrys, other the TNA champ you held a so called World title from a two bit indie defended that title in gyms, armrys, and rec centers
Joe: You do not talk about Ring Of Honor like that ROH made me without ROH Samoa Jope would not be Samoa Joe and I damn sure would not be here, and WCW was never asd respected as Ring Of Honor is. By The Way Scott you held the WCW title in the last four months of WCW being Champion of a dying promotion is nothing to breg about but it is all you have.
Steiner: All I got? All I got? Ill show you what I got. And not on may 11th but tonoght right now!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steiner runs down the ramp and Joe runs out of the ring. They meet half way up the ramp and brawl to the back.
Commercail
Were back with Jeremy Boarsch in the back with Super Eric and Kaz
JB: Super Eric KAz tonight you guys have a chance and becoming TNA tag team Champions
Super Eric: Your right JB abd you will win because even though the odds are stacked agianst us we will not give up. remember kids Super eric says no matter how tough it gets do not give up.
Kaz: enough wit h the super hwero bs its gotten old lets just go out there and become champs
A.J. Styles and Tomko vs. LAX vs. Eric Young and Kaz in a three-way for the TNA Tag Titles
LAX and Kaz & Super Eric are in the ring waiting for Tomko and Styles, Karen Angle comes out and walks into the ring
Karen: I am the new talent agent for Styles and Tomko and as Tag Team Champions they will not defend the titles on free TV, and LAX I know you are no. 1 contender sbut Rowdy street thugs have no bisnuess as chapions youy should be in jail.
Herenedaz gives Karen a border toss which brings out Tomko and Styles who brawl into the crowd with LAX.
Super is in the ring doing flexing poses and KAz snaps sctreaming out him to stop Eric just does it more, so Kaz slaps him Eric poses more so Kaz goes out of them ring grabs a chair come sinto the ring and floors Eric wit hthe chair then leaves the ring.
The match is declared a no-contest.
Angles out in the parking lot getting into a taxi cab leaving the Impact Zone
Angle: Its been fun but I leave you a broken man with his tail between his legs.
The taxi pulls out of the Impact Zone.
Commercial
Styels and Tomko barg into Cornettes office
Styles: Jim make the match make it I wanna kill these cholos for what they did to my Karen.
Tomko: Make it a Street Fright
Jim: well the are the number one contenders for your Tag Team Titles so the match is already made its just a matter of when.
Styles: Make it tonight
Tomko; Aj Aj we dont do free tv matches you have to pay for this so Sacrifice, Jim
Jim: Alright then so on Maty 11th at Sacrifice we will have Tag Team Champs Tomko and AJ Styles defend against LAX in a street fight.
Tomko: Thank You
Tomko and Styles leave.
Kevin Nash, Booker T. & Matt Morgan vs. Robert Roode, Black Regin, and Rellik
MAtch is short only 4:15, Matt Morgan gives Rellik and running power power then pins him
Winners: Kevin Nash, Booker T. & Matt Morgan
commercail
Black Machismo w/ Sonjay Dutt & Val vs. Johnny Devine for the X Division Title
Match is fast paced with some exciting high spots and great story telling, the match is commercail free and goes 15 minutes, Lethal wins with a Top Rope Elbow Drop
Winner and still X-Divison Champ Jay Lethal
After the match Sonjay and Val are very excited that Jay wins and Sonjay gives Val a kiss on the check out of joy for Lethals win Jay, Lethal gets out of the ring pushes Sonjay down and Val breaks up the conflict before it can escalate.
Commercail
Sting is in the ring
Sting: The Irony of this biss is it has a short term memory, Kurt Angle has been a former world cahmpion for 4 days and he is already forgotten he went home nad not a word of it is mentione don this broadcast granted it just happend but something should be said or done, yes Kurt and I dont see eye to eye but he is a great wrestler dare I say the best wrestler now that Ric Flair is retired, and he still has many years left in hima nd if I am the only one aho cares enough to bring him back so be it I will bring him back Sing walks to the back.
Rhino is doing push ups backstage wha=en Chirstain Cage come sup to talk to him
Cage: Rhino you ready for tonight
Rhino: Yes but the question is are Team 3D ready for the GORE!!! GORE!!! GORE!!!!
JB is with Team 3D
JB; Ray Devon tonight you ar ein the main event
RAy: JB im a man who loves to talk but to not I have only four words to say about my match There Will Be Blood
3D walks away
Commercail
Awesome Kong vs. Roxxi Laveaux for the TNA Knockouts Title
Match goes for 7 minutes Kong wins
Winner: Awesome Kong
After the match ODB comes out hits Kong with a bat and steals her title and runs through the crowd, once Kong somes to she chases after ODB.
A creed pacakge airs with Creed talking about rhe dissapointment of not winning the X-Divion title but he says he will pick himself by the boat strap[s and win the title on another date.
Commercail
The Rock and Rave Infection are performing on satge in a bar the camera pans into the crowd its empty exspect for Curryman and Shark Boy who are heckling them, Rave and Hoyt leave the stage and they fight with Curryman and Sharkie all through the bar
JAmes Micthelle is backstage: Sting Kurt Angle is a Proud man and he lost his Pride onre thing you lack Sting we will never get Angle to come back as you can not give him what he needs which is is pride back but I can so Sting I am going to be the savior of TNA bringing Angle back not you.
Karen in Backstage with a medic and Aj
Styles: Is she gonna be alright Doc
Medic; Yes she has suffered a mild concession we have to take her to the ER and she will have to stay over night
Stylers(shaking his Fist): Ill get you LAX if its the last thing I do.
Petey Willaims weariing the cahian headdress goes into Jims Office
Petie: I demand a Match with Joe next week, No one talks to Scott like that and gets away with it.
Jim: Alright ill give you the match but it is gonna be non title
Petie: I dont care just give me the match
Jim: You hace the match now get outta my office
Williams leaves
Commercial
Christian Cage and Rhino vs. Team 3D
The match is a 10 minute brawl with all 4 men bloody the match ends when James storm comes out and hits Rhino with a beer bottel when the ref was not looking
Winner: Team 3D
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