7/17 Impact Review

Books got an escalade Limo Book rules aonder if he lstens to Dj Screw and the SUC as hes from Houston I hope so he would be my favorite wrestler I love Houston Rap

Book comes to the ring with Sharmell the world title and apimp coat

Booker says thank you amist a you suck chant and rants bout being the greatest champ of all time

Crazy cornette comes out and hollers at book to give the belt back as he did not win it and theres gonna be a remastch at hard justice

Joe come sout in a suit

Book says some Choice words 2 Joe saying he cant beat him and trys to give the belt back to Joe

Joe theartens Book, Book apearently is wearining a rat skinned coat Joe tells book to keep the belt as he does not take hand outs Joes gonna wait till Hard Justice to take the belt backBooks in joes head Joe cant bea thim on his best day

Why wouldnt Joe just beat him up and take the belt back

Beer Money with Blonde lady Roode rants bout getting spanked its beer Moneys revenge 2night there gonna beat up vacationers then TNA fans. What TNA fans?

I raelly want to see that Hamilet 2 movie it looks graet

Ice T and Grandmaster Caz will be at Hard Justice SWEET

JB with Kaz

Kaz feels he let TNA down and makes an Amzing Red reference

Kaz vs. lil Petie Pump for the X title

Good fast pace mcth with some cool highspots cant believe Peties held the belt for 3 months There Isnt anybody else better that could hold the belt? Dont Believe that. Its been 4 years since Kaz last held the belt and Sonjays never held the belt those are two better prospects to hold the title hell Creed would be a better candidate then Make Believe Muscle. Petie wins with a roll up reversle. Caz is upset bout his koss for about 2 milisecond then its

To the back with JB Eric young pimps the first ever prince justice brootherhood meeting he threatens to kill JB if he telss anybody

Hey jackass your on camera everybody knows now

Wonder if this means Prince Justice is returning to TNA?

I also want to see Tropic thunder it also looks awesome

JB with Joe Nash shows up and says he never doubted Joe could beat Booker he did what he did to prepare Joe Joes says the whole night was about beating Booiker and he didnt Nash says Joe not Booker won the match Joe says Booker has the belt not him

West rambles bout sting

Beer Money is beating up production staff in the production truck

I also got to see Handcock I got too many movies 2 watch and too little time and too little cash

Fuckin A I also want to see the new X-Files movie

JB is in the parking lot waiting for Sting false alarm its Team 3D and Kurt Angle in Sting Masks

Sharkboy Curryman and Super Eric are conducting the first ever Prince Justice Brootherhood meeting in the parking Lot Beer Money beats them up

Rock and Rave Rockouts out Matt Morgan comes out

Matt Morgan vs. Jimmy Rave
Quik squash Morgan dominates

Lance Hoytt changed his name to Lance Rock

Matt Morgan vs. Lance Rock
Morgan Dominates early Rock getsd some offense in befor Morgan wins again

3 matches so far and 2 are Matt Morgan squashes

Cornette hollars at the Knockouts Cornette issues a #1 contenders guantlet match winner gets Taylor Wilde next week

I wanna see Step Brothers too

New talk segment debuting next week Karens Angle. OH Boy(rolls eyes)

Beer Money beats up tourists and Blodie Screams

Kurt Angle in a Sting mask and trench coat followed by TEam 3D to the ring there dressed therm same they also all have bats

Kurt says they welcome Sting into there frat after 20 years Sting finally showed his true colors WHy Sting WHy? cuz Sting is pissed off and wont take it anymore Kurt just talked to sting last night

AJ Cage and Rhino comes out

Styles says only Sting Knows why but hes not here to talk about Sting

Brother Ray talks trash

Brother Ray says they got a table match rematch at Hard Justice

Cage calls Ray silent Bob

Cage says the match will take place next week a 5 table elimanation Mtch

Cage ends with Rhino get the tables

A TNA Knockouts vidoe package airs

10 women Gauntlet match
Gail Kim and Jackie start it off
1minute intervals elimanation rules untill to gals are left then pinfall or submission
Angela Love is out
Salinas is out
Velvet Sky is out
Roxxi is out
Salinas is elimanated
Rakka Kahn is outTracy is out
Christy Hemmie is out
ODB is Out
Rakki elimanated
Christy elimanated
Tracey elimanated Odb elimanted Roxxie elimanated
Jackies elimanated
Angelove elimanated
Velvet Sky pins Kim
Sky gets Taylor next week

JB in Books dressing room

Book chooses Creed as his oppenet tonight in a strecher match also his choosing

JB in the back with Lethal and Val Jay says his beef with Dutt is over when he says its over Vals says Jay is being too hard on Sonjay

Sonjay Dutt vs. Johnny Devine vs. Eric Young

Don West has been married 4 17 years how has she put up with his coked up rambling this long?

quik little match Dutt picks up the win

Dutt and Lethal brawl double team by devine and Dutt Lethal over comes Val come sout to stop the choas Jay doesnt listen while Vals back is turned Dutt hits the ring post with a chair then tosses it to Jay Val turns around and thinks Jay hit \Dutt and is pissed at Jay

Beer Money is up to something

Beer Money out to the ring to beat up some fans

Roode rants about the people screwing with him

they lok for someone to beat up theygrab a guy and sart beating himrefs come out and get beat to they beat Scott dmore and Simon Diamond they beat up Hector pretty bad LAX makes the same Beer Money flee

JB with Kurt 3D and Tomko Kurt talks trash bout next week

Tomko is assigned to crash Karens Angle next week

Blodie with Creed who is dressed like Apollo Creed Creed is pumped about his match tonight

Main Event
Strecher Match
Booker vs. Creed

Book shows Creed the belt Boojk thinks he is the champ awesome heel move he will take any win even if he didnt offically win

Creed put up a fight and gets some offense in the crowd is hot or as hot as the impact zone can be

I wanna see Hellboy 2 also fuck it ima wait till all these movies come out on dvd then but them I also want to see the new mummy flick

Book is in charge now

Next week Motor City Machine Guys vs. Beer money in a strap match wonder who wins that

Outside the ring Book looks to end this

Book throughs Creed on the Strecher he is your winner

Book is beating Creed all the way to the ambo

Joe shows up and throughs Book in the ambo

Amd Impact is over thank God