John Cean Returns

Cena returned last night and I am pumped lets hope he isn't doing his marine gimmick but the badass rapper gimmick we all love him for I really can't wait to see him vs. Orton or Edge and Wrestlemania i would love if he choice Chavo but that won't happen.

07 Awards: Wrestling Match of The Year & Rap ALbum Of The Year

Tommorrow will be Best Indie match and Best Mixtape.
Wrestling MAtch Of The Year:


This match had it all Lepercohns, Injuries, Ken Kennedy, The Hardy Brothers I just love this match

Rap Album Of The Year:
Great Beats Stroytelling and the best guest spots from Rea and Meth in years its not Fishscale but its damn near close.

07 wrestleand Rap awards: Best wrestler Best Rapper

Everyday or everyday I remember I will give a wrestling related and rap related award out in a catagory. First up Best Wrestler and Rapper, next time Best Wrestling match and Best Rap album

Wrestler of the Year:
Let the hate begin. I know he is past his prim and he Only wrestled six matches (1 on heat and 5 on Raw) but he got over yelling Damn! and word ryhmning with Damn and he was more entertaining then 3/4's of the RAW roster and while he won't put Butts in seats anymore he was funny and over in 07 and has only siad one which makes him my wrestler year.

Rapper of the Year:
Big Doe rehab is my Rap Album of the year but more on that later, Ghost wins because he all through his album he brings the heat and his stroytelling has only gotten better with age and to qoute Hack from the DVDVR board "my vote goes to Ghost for one reason and one reason only: "I brought my bitch out to pathmark, she pushin the cart, headed to aisle 4, damn, I spilled milk on my Clark's, that's what I get, not focusin' from hittin' that bomb". Something about that entire verse made me pull my '95 Bonneville over to the side of the road and scream out in ecstatic joy that, in this crazy world we call rap where a rapper drops a sex with grandparents hit and then disappears forever, Ghost is still as hot as he was, if not hotter, than the moment he stepped on the scene over a decade ago." I couldn't say it any better my self.

Wordt Wrestler of the year:

UWF Wrestling on ESPN Classic Review

I missed the first five minutes so here goes nothing

Don Muroca vs. Some Big Black Guy
Jobber Squash Match. One thing that baffles me is that Muroca tried to go for a technicly sound match earlier on. Muroca Wins of course.

B. Brain Blairw/ Honey & Cpt. Lou Albino vs. Cutie Pie
Where did Herb Adams find all these 80's indy jobbers? So many Bee puns, too many bee puns. It seems as if Herb hired WWF Mid cards and indie joobers and made a wrestling promotion oh wait thats asacly what he did. Blair wins by submission

J.R. James vs. David Perry
J.R. James is a rebel flag waving southern bad boy and David Perry is a black man. Welcom to late 80's/earlier 90's indie wrestling. Black guy wins and crowd is happy.

Ivan Koloff vs. Steve Ray
Russians were still heels by default as the crowd chants USA. Steve Ray is the Proto Type Babyface as he is young, high fives kids, wears a jean jacket and has long blonde hair. Ivan Wins to the fans dismay.

Thats it. It was cheap, cheesey, Campy, carnie, & Corny bu by god it was so bad it was good. Move over D4L I have a new guilty pleasure.